Nikki Glaser Teases Her Plans for a 'Wise Investment' — aka a Facelift — in 'August 2026': 'That's Coming'

Nikki Glaser has some plastic surgery plans up her sleeve.

During an appearance on the March 24 episode of The Tonight Show, the comedian, 40, told host Jimmy Fallon that a facelift is on the horizon.

"Wait till the facelift," Glaser joked when Fallon, 50, complimented her appearance. "That's coming. August 2026. I'm gonna do it. I have no problem with that."

She continued, "You've got to do it subtly, so they go, 'What's she doing?' and you can just go, 'Just meditating more. I'm doing the type of meditation that removes your eyelid skin.' That's what they say, 'I'm drinking more water. I'm just working on my gut health, so my brow has been lowered two inches.'"

The comedian added that she views plastic surgery as "a wise investment."

"There's kind of a stigma around getting face work or investing in your beauty and doing all these procedures," she explained. "And there is maybe a little bit of a sadness to it, but I kind of also am like, 'Well, it makes my life better.' People treat you better when you're hotter. It's just a fact. It's a sad fact of life."

Glaser added, "And everyone goes, 'That's so sad, why don't you love the way you were born?' and it's like 'Well, why did you go to college? Why don't you love the brain you were born with? Why did you pay thousands of dollars to that institution?"

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The star also shared her opinions on Ozempic, an FDA-approved prescription medication to treat type 2 diabetes that can also be effective as a weight-loss drug.

"Oh, I love it, I love it. I’m like, do it, do it. I have no judgment,” the TV host said of the treatment, which has become popular among celebrities. “If you want to do Ozempic, hell yeah, girl. I want people to feel more comfortable talking about doing it, because I feel like there’s, like, this shame — and the shame is only from thin people who want you to stay fat. Like that's really where it's coming from."

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"They are so mad that you're getting thin now, because that's all they have, right? They are so mad, but they can't say it. They just go, ‘No! You’re stealing medicine from diabetics who need it.’ Like, that’s their excuse,” she continued. “It's suddenly all these thin, white women are like 'diabetics need their meds.’ No, I think you’re upset that Kathy Bates has a thigh gap. That’s more what it could be about, I think.”