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  1. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Best day this week, yesterday was kinda fucked up, pain meds had me more squirrelly than usual. My wife was considering a nursing home to get me out of the place.

    Can’t begin to know why she tolerated me, but I think I’m over that crazy shit now.
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Hope you pull threw lol
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 14, 2018
    2. submissively speaking
      That explains a few things. :laugh:
       
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    3. tenguy
      Yeah, sorry if I was worse than normal.
       
      tenguy, Nov 14, 2018
    4. submissively speaking
      We survived; all is well. ;)
       
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    5. DaleShine
      Don't get put in a nursing home, with what's going on around the world, u will never come out.
       
      DaleShine, Jul 16, 2020
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  2. imported__2355

    imported__2355 Ungodly Intelligent And Attractive

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    Mine wasn't bad at all. Had to get up early and head downtown for jury duty, waited until 1:30 pm and was picked for a pool of 65, then the court cancelled and I was sent home. Got paid $6 which I donated to charity and I can't be picked again for 3 years. Paid $2 for parking all day, came home and had boneless pork chops for dinner.

    Life is good.
     
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    2. imported__2355
      You did your civic duty. Which puts you one up on the Trumpster after last weekend.
       
      imported__2355, Nov 14, 2018
    3. submissively speaking
      I’m disqualified from sitting in a jury, and it makes me sad. I’d love to watch a proceeding from that perspective.
       
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      What surprised me was seeing that 2 out of three people there were women. I had expected a 50-50 mix. Also, most people looked under 35. Hard to get a jury of your peers with such skewed participation.
       
      imported__2355, Nov 14, 2018
    5. naughtyguy4u
      It's good to sit one and see what it's like.

      I'm not opposed to professional jurors.
       
      naughtyguy4u, Nov 14, 2018
    6. imported__2355
      None of those here. You get one shot then you are disqualified for 3 years.
       
      imported__2355, Nov 14, 2018
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  3. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Its me , do you really want to know lol
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Go for it.
       
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    2. Truthful 1
      Lol. I had a very nice day , even though I worked far from home , and it was very cool lol.
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 15, 2018
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  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    We're just hunkered down inside, not doing much. The air is very unhealthy right now from the smoke and seems to be getting worse.
     
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      My friend in Chico ordered three air purifiers for her house. :(
       
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  5. Monster89121

    Monster89121 Sex Lover

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    Couldve been better lol... Not over yet but I'm on hour 13 of work with 4hrs sleep last night
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      That’s not the right ratio, for sure. I hope you get more sleep tonight!
       
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    2. Monster89121
      Thank you @submissivelyspeaking gorgeous. I will sure try I'm not sure when I will be off work as of now
       
      Monster89121, Nov 14, 2018
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    3. Monster89121
      I hope it does too thank you. I've got plans with my deer stand lol
       
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      I have 8 deer driving my dogs crazy right at this minute out my window . There so use to my dogs they dont run anymore lol
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 15, 2018
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  6. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Shameless rescusitation of an old thread.

    I had a fantastic Sunday. Slept in, got ready for company, dinner was scrumptious, just about to get out of the tub and crawl into soft fresh sheets. A+++, would do again.

    How was your day today?
     
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      Great
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 24, 2019
    2. submissively speaking
      Tell us about it, why don'tcha?
       
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      Your weekend was probably much more interesting. I did get a lot of riding in.
      Ball games were 100 miles from home
       
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      Truthful 1, Jun 24, 2019
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  7. Devil's Bastard

    Devil's Bastard In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    You know what, I’ve been feeling good lately and had a very nice midsummer weekend. Spent friday with the extented family. My sister’s kids and my little boy played in the yard while we just leisurely barbequed. Also boiled some potatoes straight out off the ground. (Sister has a small potato field) The rest of the weekend was just relaxing with wife and the kid. Still a couple of weeks at work before my vacation, but this monday is looking rather nice so far too.
     
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  8. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Went to my daughter's school sports day at.Got rained on.cheered like a maniac
     
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  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I got a slow start to the day, but managed to:

    • Put a pot roast in the slow cooker, because I am a prescient genius :laugh:
    • Did the final cut-down of the garden
    • Raked
    • Took down the Hallowe’en decorations
    • Blew out my front yard and side walkway
    • Emptied the rain gutters in the sunroof in my truck; they clog up way too easily
    • Took down the screens in the gazebo
    • Moved the deck box and barbecue
    • Closed the curtains around the gazebo in anticipation of snow
    • Put a tarp over top to protect from snow and ice
    • Had dinner, pot roast, gravy, cauliflower, peppers, horseradish
    Now I’m in the hot tub treating my aching back, sipping on a hot toddy and catching up with y’all here. Still have to bag into yard waste bags; I’ll do that tomorrow.

    Ooof. Solid Sunday, a good mix of lazing about and being productive. A+++, would Sunday again.


    How was your day?
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      I love a nice unproductive day like that!!!


      Just kidding......you were a busy gal!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 4, 2019
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    2. submissively speaking
      I certainly didn’t start out that way, but once that ball gets rolling, it’s best to just give in and roll with it. Who knows when it’ll move again? :laugh:
       
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  10. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    My ball has been quite stationary today. So I'm glad someone was productive.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      You’ve got good reasons to be stationary today. :)
       
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    2. SoutheastUSofA
      Old age?
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 4, 2019
    3. submissively speaking
      I would never say such a thing! :p
       
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  11. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Um....do you not know you??? You would totally say that.
     
    1. submissively speaking
      Nah, I’d say you were funny-looking; I’d never call you old. ;)
       
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    2. SoutheastUSofA
      Can't argue with you there.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 4, 2019
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  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I put a tarp over the fountain.
    Oh yeah, I cut my fingernails. ..
     
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      Thanks, Rix. :)

      My Dad could do just about anything, and didn’t see why I shouldn’t be able to, too. He did me big favours teaching me stuff.
       
    3. SoutheastUSofA
      Perfect timing! My dishwasher needs someone to look at it asap!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 4, 2019
    4. submissively speaking
      Built in or portable?
       
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    5. SoutheastUSofA
      Built in. Help! :p
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 4, 2019
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      Imma assume you’ve cleaned the filter/trap, yes? And made sure if you’ve got one with a telescoping middle sprayer that all pieces are free and it will extend.

      Turn off the breaker, unscrew it from underneath the counter, lay down some thick towels, pull it out onto milk crates on top of the towels. First thing, check the main drain seal. Is it damp? If it’s clogged often it’s cherry pits or something really hard, that’ll create too much pressure inside the unit and the pump won’t work right.

      If it’s damp, undo the seal, inspect it. If it look lopsided or uneven, head to your local plumbing supply and replace it. Buy some plumber’s tape while you’re there and use it inside the cowling.

      Look up into the machine and down the drain hose, run something into it, make sure it’s clear. Hook it up, run it, hopefully all is okay. Watch the casing during the cycle.

      If that doesn’t fix it, curse my name and call an appliance repair guy. ;)
       
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  13. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    For the most part ok, dog's meds have stopped it throwing up, although he has been wandering around like a lost soul looking sad. We've still got Bonfire night and fireworks to contend with and that will be no fun at all :(
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Got my fingers crossed for your fur baby, Annie.
       
    2. Anniemated
      Thank you, he's my special boy. When we went to rescue another dog I'd seen him on their website but was told at the kennels he was Reserved and had been for months. We tried our girl with another dog but it didn't work out so we went home resigned to just having one dog. The next day we got a phone call saying the other person had pulled out and did we still want the dog?! Did we lol? We got straight in the car and the rest is history. But the point is, if he hadn't been reserved someone else would have snapped him up, he was meant to be ours, he was waiting for me to find him!
       
      Anniemated, Nov 4, 2019
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I meant to dig this thread out last night but got lazy and just asked it in my post in current status.

    Tonight I had the time to go looking. :)

    How was your day?

    Mine’s been quiet; I’m recuperating from the overwhelming awesomeness of yesterday. Plus almost three full hours of board meeting via zoom over the dinner hour (who thinks of these things, seriously?), so it’s been pretty low-key.
     
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  15. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    My days are pretty shitty, My husband is in hospital and as he's my Primary I've now got Carers coming in to see I'm fed and watered. Trouble is my schedule is now all out of sync and I'm now being fed when I wasn't before and it's thrown my blood sugar readings up sky high. They were supposed to come early to help me shower (you have no modesty when you get old!) and didn't.
    One bright moment my nurse (different from a carer) thought I was 10 years younger than I am! It's in the genes lol we all still have flawless skin, even my older sisters and my mother also did until the day she died at 92!
     
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      I wanna be the aerial silk chick. Sometimes i feel like i am target girl. ;)
       
      Sweetpassion, Jul 7, 2020
    3. Rexxracerr
      I wanna feed the wild animals.
      You wild ass women need to eat too.
       
      Rexxracerr, Jul 7, 2020
    4. Anniemated
      @Val pal missed me so I vote he's Ringmaster :)
       
      Anniemated, Jul 7, 2020
    5. Rexxracerr
      Clown? Yep annie is that.
      Sword swallower? Yep I'm sure.
      Bearded lady:eek: ? Not this guy.
      I'm picturing sexy sideshow honey.
       
      Rexxracerr, Jul 7, 2020
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      What sort of circuses do you have!
       
      Anniemated, Jul 7, 2020
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  16. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Mine’s starting out bass-ackwards and I hate that. I have to mow the grass early in the day to avoid the worst of the heat, and that’s my working time. :mad:
     
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  17. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    will try to: Finish my fed and state taxes, reroute the modem and router, maybe think about cleaning up the work area and desk, got the most important task of the day already done, I fed the cats!
     
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      Yep, animals first. That’s true enough. Georgia comes and breathes all over me if I don’t. :yuck:
       
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