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  1. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I'd like to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony
    I'd like to hold it in my arms
    And keep it company

    It's the real thing...
     
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      I'd like to teach the world to sing
      In perfect harmony
      I'd like to give the world a Coke
      And keep it company

      It's the real thing...Coke is, thats the way it should be, Coca Coola
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 25, 2020
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      I love that song and the original group that sang it. Also my only beverage
       
      Truthful 1, Sep 7, 2020
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  2. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I look out my window and watches as she passes by, and I say to myself I'm such a lucky guy, to have a girl like her is a dream come true, out of all the guys in NY, she loves me true
     
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  3. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Rubber ducky your the one . You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber ducky i'm awfully fond of you. That sounds kinda dirty now that i am alot older. Haha
     
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high take a look it's in a book a reading rainbow I can go anywhere
     
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  5. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

    SoulOfASuperSaiyan Porn Star

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    I haven't got the foggiest idea what you are all talking about? I'm guessing its an American thing, I will bow out of this one. Frickin weird Americans......
     
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      Yes, why dont you bow out of this one, plenty of America bashing in plenty of other threads, not tough to figure out which ones, go there, you'll be welcomed and lauded amongst your ilk...and I noticed you hid which land of enchantment your from
       
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      The same one everybody took a swing at the other day, The UK...You kneed to chill out and take things a little less seriously, Its all said in jest? Well, most of it lol..You enjoy your sing-song and ignore my post...
       
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      Oh British arrogance, it figures....how do you like your nationhood and people besmirched

      Actually I'm tryin' to take things less seriously, its getting tougher to avoid, that's why I resent political BS spread everywhere like fertilizer.
       
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    5. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Good for you, I don't have any interest in politics, they are all the same! I have never voted, and I never will...Anyway glad you have calmed down and forgiven my arrogance
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Aug 26, 2020
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      Peace Brother
       
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  6. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    My little butter cup has the sweetest smile. My little butter cup won't you stay a while. Can't remember the rest
     
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  7. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Hello darkness my old friend
    I've come to talk with you again
    Because a vision softly creeping
    Left its seeds while I was sleeping
    And the vision that was planted in my brain
    Still remains
    Within the sound of silence
     
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  8. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I think Elvis Costello was singing about Democrats - probably not, but...


    You may see them drowning as you stroll along the beach
    But don't throw out the lifeline till they're ...
    Clean out of reach

    Waiting for the end of the world
    Waiting for the end of the world
    Waiting for the end of the world
    Waiting for the end of the world
     
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  9. Playmate Finder

    Playmate Finder Dangerously Addictive

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    Oooooohhhh .. are we singing here ?!?!

    I'm singing F to the R to the E to the E
    To the C to the R to the E-D-I-T
    Re to the Port to the Dot to the Com
    Come on everybody, grab your bike and sing along
    It's easy, F to the R to the E to the E :) :) :)


     
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      Love the catchy commercials
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 26, 2020
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      aah yes .. I loved these commercials .. thanks for posting @shy guy !!
       
      Playmate Finder, Aug 27, 2020
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  10. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    My ding a ling my ding a ling I want you to play with my ding a ling
     
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  11. senior dick

    senior dick The charming handsome hearts painter

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    I don't wanna know, know, know, know:)
    Who's taking you home, home, home, home:)
    And loving you so, so, so, so:)
    The way I used to love you, no:)
    I don't wanna know, know:)
     
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  12. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Show me the way to go home I'm tired and I wanna go to bed I had a little drink an hour ago and it went right to my head
     
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      When my daughter was 3, my Grandpa taught her this song and she went around singing every place she went.
      It's a really happy memory. :)
       
      deegenerate, Aug 27, 2020
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      My grandmother always sang that song too
       
      Tyrone1234, Sep 4, 2020
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  13. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
    That is flowing like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
     
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  14. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Diane's sitting on Jacky's lap. Got his hands between her knees. Jack he says "hey Diane, let's run off behind the shady tree. Dribble off those Bobby Brooks let me do what i please".
     
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      Great line to get horny by....Dribble off those Bobby Brooks...really?
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 27, 2020
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      Hahaha slacks it is suppose to say slacks. Think that was the word he used. Ole John is a freak!!! Idk what Bobby Brock slacks are. Must have wanted them damn things off tho. Lol
       
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      Thats the line
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 27, 2020
    4. Sweetpassion
      I never realized how dirty some of these songs were. I would be singing them riding around with my parents!! Geezzz!:oops:
       
      Sweetpassion, Aug 27, 2020
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  15. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Put your life into their hands
    Die for someone else
    Now you're in the real world
    Where pain and death are felt

    The first blood shed does not seem real
    Reality is what you feel
    Dropping to your knees you pray
    God won't make this go away

    You will not return alive - Left to die
    Suffering until the end - Left to die
     
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      Never heard this one. I don't think.
       
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      Prowler86, Aug 27, 2020
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    You've got to know when to hold 'em
    Know when to fold 'em
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run
    You never count your money
    When you're sittin' at the table
    There'll be time enough for countin'
    When the dealin's done
     
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      Life lesson right there!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 27, 2020
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  17. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Memories, Memories Memories
     
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  18. senior dick

    senior dick The charming handsome hearts painter

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    After your faith has let you down:)
    I know you'll want to run around:)
    And follow the crowd into the night:)
    But after the disco:)
    All of the shine just faded away:)
    Oh oh oh oh:)
    Do what you want:)
    Do what you will:)
    Don't tell me it's not our time:)
     
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  19. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    As I was a walking down London road I came to Paddy West's house. He gave me a feat of American hash and he called it Liverpool scouse. He said there's a ship that's wanting hands an honor you quickly sign. Her mate is a bastard of bosins worse but she will suit you fine
     
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  20. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    @shy guy reminded me of a whole different (awesome) song:

    Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
    From my window I'm staring while my coffee grows cold
    Look over there! (Where?)
    There's a lady that I used to know
    She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told

    Is she really going out with him?
    Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
    Is she really going out with him?
    Cause if my eyes don't deceive me,
    There's something going wrong around here...
     
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      Did I go to high school with you;)
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 27, 2020
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      Mebbe - does 'Go Spartans!' ring any bells?
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 28, 2020
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      Does Red Raiders?
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 28, 2020
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      I think maybe we went to different schools together.

      Red Raiders? I never took you for a Commie... lol
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 28, 2020
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      Red panthers, not Indians
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 28, 2020
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