Khloé Kardashian Admits It's Been 'Quite a Long Time' Since She's Had Sex and Calls Herself a 'Born-Again' Virgin

Khloé Kardashian is closed for business — at least right now.

On the March 20 episode of The Kardashians, the mom of two got real about her sex life — or lack thereof — as she joked around with hairstylist Chris Appleton.

In conversation with Chris and sister Kim Kardashian, the hairstylist teased, "Let's get Khloé laid," during their trip to Tuscany for an Andrea Bocelli concert.

"You're obsessed with knowing that I haven't had sex," Khloé, 40, told Chris, before saying to Kim: "He loves that I haven’t had sex in so many years."

In a confessional, she admitted, “I mean, I just haven’t been intimate in quite a long time. So we’re going back to square one," joking she was essentially a "born-again" virgin.

Continuing to joke, Khloé then said, "I'll marry my bed. I know who I'm coming home to every night, I know you're just gonna be there for me and snuggle me whenever I want. And you won't talk back."

Back in Italy, Khloé told Chris, "I'm like, I can get someone to have sex with me, I just don't wanna have sex."

As the group walked away from the dinner table, she doubled down again and declared, "Guys, my love life is non-existent."

Later in the episode, after attending the Italian tenor's concert, Kim expressed her regret that she didn't ask Bocelli, 66, to sing at Khloé's wedding "to make it a complete" trio as both she and sister Kourtney Kardashian Barker had him perform at their weddings — which caused quite a stir.

To that, Khloé said, "I don’t have a boyfriend. I don’t have anything yet, so I think we have time to ask him that. I’m not even sleeping with anyone. TMI but — call me!"

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Khloé's reluctance to get back in the dating game has been a major topic of conversation on this season of The Kardashians. In the premiere episode, she said "I pray" when asked if she would get back on the horse, so to speak, adding, "I would hope so!"

"It can’t be over for me yet," she said in a confessional. "I feel like so much great [stuff] is coming right now, whether it be business or how I feel about myself. My next chapter is: I wanna find a forever partner. And to do that, I wanna shed everything that’s not serving me, not for me."

She's also been open about how being a mom has held her back because her kids True, 6, and Tatum, 2, are "my top priority" — so much so that she said, "I don’t care about dating."

"I’m not dating, I don’t care to. My focus is on just my kids," she told Scott Disick on the premiere episode of her podcast in January after he admitted he'd put a pause on dating to focus on his own kids. "I think it’s the smartest thing."

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